About My Shit (Goddamn, Get off Your Ass and Jam)

There are many sites where I have crapped my dumps all over the craposphere since way back in the 20th century, laddies. Back when men were men and moles were cyborg mole men.

My goddamned Facebook page
Twitter which is sorta useful but also hell
A YouTube Tour de Force
An Instagram full of baby photos
Reddit, a cesspool
A Tumbr I never post on
A Flickr full of exes
LinkedIn so you can hire me to burn down your pain factory
What the fuck is Google Plus
why god why
They used MySpace on KickAss… in fucking 2010
Ancient Manbaby Whining
Fred Armisen owes me.

Get to doxxin’, oxen.