I’m reneging a bit on my pledge to take Sunday off, but after yesterday’s fun arguing draconian Arkansas law with fundamentalists, I figured I’d briefly address my adoring public.
My website traffic is up, so either the drama paid off, or someone made good on their threats to, as they said, “Post your site in the church bulletin.”
Good morning, Arkansas. You may be checking on mobile, from your pew, so I’ll provide a couple of links here for your convenience:
Please view them in their entirety. This will really tear me apart, when all my secrets I posted on the wide Internets for everyone to view are revealed. If you really want to stab me in the guts, write a 500 word essay on what your least-favorite entry means to you, and I’ll publish it on the site.
Now, back to your regularly scheduled Sabbath.