Crapstronaut

John Glenn died today
I’m the first man to orbit Facebook
’round the boundaries of Fantasia
Dropping tungsten poles, kinetic

Playing cool acoustic versions
Of the posts I never made

Tossing leaflets from my bomber
Tweeting Backderf about Dahmer
Sitting out here in my tin can
With the Cartmel Master Plan

Cranking Houses of the Holy
On the day of the National Whipped Cream Shortage

I’d already be home
If I weren’t killing my phone
For the hits
The hits

They just keep coming.

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