538 is Enough

We’ve been resting up since the arrival of Tiny Leader William P. Talbot, but don’t worry. Your chairman has kept his eye on the prize, which is FULL COMMUNISM in these United States, BABY.

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Our most recent polling suggests we have it in the bag. There’s no legend because Bob Talbot 2016 trusts you know how to read a map.

Keep raging, folks. We’re in this for the long haul. If you don’t hear from us at least once every 24 hours, assume Tiny Leader is clusterfeeding. Gotta get swole for those Infant Olympics.

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We’re going to have solar roof tiles, people, then we’re going to build a big fucking oil pipeline that dumps right into Martha’s Vineyard.

Be excellent to each other, and party on, dudes.

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