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The Talented Mr. Ripley

[T]om Ripley:
[M]arge Sherwood:
[D]ickie Greenleaf:
[M]eredith Logue:
[F]reddie Miles:
[P]eter Smith-Kingsley:
[H]erbert Greenleaf:
[I]nspector Roverini:
[A]lvin MacCarron:
[A]unt Joan:
[C]ol. Verrechia of the carabinieri:

A Serbian Film 

[M]iloš:
[V]ukmir:
[M]arija:
[M]arko:
[
L]ejla:
[
J]eca:
[
J]eca’s mother:
[J]eca’s granny:
[a] doctor:
[P]etar:
[K]eeper #1:
[K]eeper #2:
[R]aša:
[K]indergarten teacher:
[h]erself:
[P]regnant Woman:
[N]ewborn:

North

[N]orth:
[n]arrator and benevolent advisors (Easter Bunny, Gabby, tourist, sleigh driver, Joey Fingers, FedEx driver):
[A]rthur Belt:
[W]inchell:
[N]orth’s father:
[N]orth’s mother:
[J]udge Buckle:
[T]exas father:
[T]exas Mother:
[
A]mish father:
[
A]mish mother:
[
A]laskan father:
[
A]laskan mother:
[
A]laskan grandfather:
[
D]onna Nelson:
[W]ard Nelson:
[L]aura Nelson:
[B]ud Nelson:
[G]overnor Ho:
[M]rs. Ho:
[m]useum curator:
[Z]oe:
[H]annah:
[A]dam:
[A]l:
[C]hinese mother:
[d]efense attorney:
[b]arker:
[p]iano player:
[b]aseball coach:

A Christmas Carol, A One-Man Performance Starring Sir Patrick Stewart

[E]veryone:

Triumph of the Will

[A]dolf Hitler:
[M]ax Amann:
[M]artin Bormann:
[W]alter Buch:
[W]alter Darré:
[O]tto Dietrich:
[S]epp Dietrich:
[H]ans Frank:
[J]oseph Goebbels:
[J]akob Grimminger:
[H]ermann Göring:
[R]udolph Hess:
[R]einhard Heydrich:
[K]onstantin Hierl:
[H]einrich Himmler:

Thriller

[M]ichael:
[M]ichael’s Girl:
[N]arrator:
[Z]ombie:
[Z]ombie:
[Z]ombie:
[Z]ombie:
[Z]ombie:
[Z]ombie:
[Z]ombie:
[Z]ombie:
[Z]ombie:
[Z]ombie:
[Z]ombie:
[Z]ombie:
[Z]ombie:
[Z]ombie:
[Z]ombie:
[Z]ombie:
[Z]ombie:
[Z]ombie:
[Z]ombie:
[Z]ombie:
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